Don't cry if you don't know how... Call the cow!
2002-07-14 - 12:02 p.m.

I watched The Patriot this morning, and you know it's a funny movie the second time around. It's so horrible when you can make jokes about heads being blown off by cannons... Last night ended up being your average Saturday.... well my average Saturday. Mom and I cleaned and then made the stereo really loud and attempted to talk over it. Then mom figured out how to hook the DVD player to the stereo... It's fucking killer! We watched part of Amadeus (which is an amazing film about Mozart), then we switched to Moulin Rouge. It's like going to the cinema, but with a tiny screen. God damn it my dog is chewing on my pj pants, and I have nothing else to say.

"My dick may not work, but at least I have my smile." Reese Witherspoon, Freeway.

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