dana does not ass herself

2002-09-30 - "DOWN WITH THE WHITE MAN" "Dude, Steve, you still aren't black" "Oh"
2002-09-29 - i were my sunglasses at night! don't switch the blade on the guy in shades!
2002-09-29 - Oh Rassy your so Sassy!
2002-09-29 - "i stole your soul! if you want it back you have to ::whisper whisper::......" "NO ANYTHING BUT THAT!""
2002-09-28 - tony blair sounds like a motivational speaker, or THE BLAIR WITCH!!
2002-09-28 - where oh where has my kitty cat gone? oh where oh where can he be?! I'm serious... someone find my cat and I'll give you a present!
2002-09-27 - "I happen to Know that these men INTERRUPTED a lynch mob.... and desecrated a FIERY CROSS!"
2002-09-26 - "Come on now, ya sure you an't got no peach pies? I don't believe you.."
2002-09-26 - ding dong the witch is dead!
2002-09-23 - the roof the roof the roof is on fire, we don't need no water let the mother fucker burn, burn mother fucker, burn
2002-09-20 - mhmhmhmmhm
2002-09-18 - you me and the devil makes three
2002-09-18 - she's a maniac maniac on the floor
2002-09-15 - whos that trip trapping on my bridge?!
2002-09-14 - i should be at a concert right now
2002-09-13 - blankety blank blank blank
2002-09-13 - god save the queen, no future for me
2002-09-12 - it's so early, but I fell like falling
2002-09-12 - 867-5309 Jenny, Jenny who can I run to....
2002-09-11 - justin timberlake sends me naked pictures
2002-09-09 - one flew over the cuckoo's nest
2002-09-08 - dana ate a FINGER NAIL
2002-09-08 - little miss. polly sunshine
2002-09-08 - i smell like wild flowers and it's making me sneeze
2002-09-08 - wrist licking 101 with yours truly
2002-09-08 - Huh what this isn't an entry but I had to paste this somewhere, there's an entry before this
2002-09-08 - 12 monkeys brad pitt or california brad pitt?
2002-09-07 - people are strange when you're a stanger, faces look ugly when you're alone
2002-09-04 - did you know that suger cane was brought to the americas... that it wasn't already here? yeah I know so fucking what.
2002-09-03 - school school school.... blah
2002-09-03 - my stomachs in the Olympics and my heads in the clouds.. all because of you... well not really but it sounded more romantic then school
2002-09-02 - dumbass
2002-09-02 - hey, you're just like the Brady Bunch!
2002-09-02 - i want to be Margo Channing...
2002-09-01 - you... you... monomaniacal reductionist!! O.o was that naughty??
2002-08-31 - would you like some bondage with your tea?
2002-08-31 - the most boring of my entries to date... including that one about the stuff with the thing..
2002-08-29 - mom likes to call it the, "funny farm"
2002-08-29 - manly men... and their stench
2002-08-28 - "I can deri-lick my own balls thank you"
2002-08-27 - what ever will be will be, the future's not ours to see
2002-08-27 - sometimes I find my short desctiptions are longer and more intellegent then my dumbass entries.
2002-08-26 - steve this steve that... why in the fuck is everyone named steve?
2002-08-26 - goatsexanus times 2
2002-08-25 - Pooh Party (snicker... POO PARTY!)
2002-08-25 - kill, kill, kill, kill, kill the poor... oh shush it's a freaking SONG!
2002-08-24 - once again I should be cleaning... ha yeah right
2002-08-24 - yo sara do you know someone named josh teague?
2002-08-24 - fun with midgits... i mean languages part 2
2002-08-24 - i'm putting a millon entries because I feel bad that I stopped at all
2002-08-24 - mother will i be president... no because SCHOOLS OUT FOR SUMMER!
2002-08-23 - back to basics
2002-08-23 - okay the never ending story is fucking over!
2002-08-22 - this is a really fucking long entry part 2
2002-08-22 - this is a long ass entry, part 1
2002-08-21 - okay don't throw anything a me.... or anything because I bruise easly!! very!
2002-08-20 - farwell.... It's been cheesy
2002-08-16 - the time is wrong!!! wrong lying time I tell you!
2002-08-16 - apple juice sucks
2002-08-16 - cramit the frog
2002-08-16 - YOU ARE SO TWISTED YOU.....umm... TWISITED PERSON!
2002-08-14 - HOW COOL AM I?
2002-08-14 - RUN AWAY! WITCH!
2002-08-14 - edith head... HEAD!? holy crap!
2002-08-12 - you don't play fair!
2002-08-11 - come over here so i can breath on you!
2002-08-11 - tom ASS.... not thomas
2002-08-11 - hobbity goodness in lotr????
2002-08-10 - say hello to heaven
2002-08-10 - can she be more of a slut?
2002-08-10 - just because orlando bloom is fucking great
2002-08-10 - fun with languages.... and how to avoid cleaning!
2002-08-09 - what the hell?
2002-08-09 - a decline in popularity
2002-08-09 - elbows are usless
2002-08-09 - I specialise in mind contorl
2002-08-09 - charlie brown has a thing for guys
2002-08-09 - ouch
2002-08-09 - now that's what I call entertainment
2002-08-08 - nahhh not YOU
2002-08-08 - pie?
2002-08-07 - he will never eat, he will never sleep, he will never stop
2002-08-07 - "low priced leaders!" "what? huh did you say low priced whores?"
2002-08-06 - why for the love of paper?
2002-08-06 - win one millon dollors.. or not
2002-08-06 - smoochy boochies
2002-08-06 - your mother sucks socks that smell
2002-08-05 - snoop dog is fucking bad, he was in a porn for god's sake
2002-08-05 - my popsicle get your own, you fucking whore
2002-08-05 - patio umbrella lights
2002-08-05 - painkillerspainkillerspainkillers
2002-08-05 - why do i always get stuck with the little old ladies?
2002-08-05 - big kid pants
2002-08-05 - paso de kidney stones
2002-08-02 - brown stripes and puppy dog tails
2002-08-01 - woo ha