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I have this urge to change my template but i can't. One, I suck at htmls, two, I'm to lazy to find someone to make one for me, three, I want something original, so the free ones won't work and I have no money. I just kicked my cat. Now I have to wait at least 3 hours before he will let me touch him agian. And even then I might have to bribe him. My dog, on the other hand, I could kick him across the room where he hits his head and then he will proceed to come back in to my lap begging for more. And they say men are like dogs. Women are more like dogs. Men beat them, cheat on them, violate them, and leave them. Then the women just keep coming back for more. I really don't have to worry about that, being a hermaphrodite and all. I think that homosexual people have the right idea, a man knows how to treat and please a man because he is one. A woman knows the same things about a women. Of course none of what I said is true because there really is nothing the same between to people, even if they are the same sex. So I just need to shut up now and stop being a jack ass.
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