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me (in a cracking teenage boy voice): MY NAME IS DAMIAN AND I LIKE TO PLAY HALO AND JACK OFF TO MY MOM'S COPIES OF COSMO. damian (in a big scary man voice): my name is ravin and i have a big COCK. I LIKE TO PLAY WITH IT IN PUBLIC. COCKCOKCOCKCOCkkkk. and when people try to make me put it away i say, "NO!" becuase it's mine! my cock! me: you are such a dick. damian: you're a bigger dick. me: damn straight, if i had a dick it WOULD be bigger! ha! damian: do you think you won? cuz it sounds like you just admitted to having a penis. me: i hate you there was an earthquake in the middle of me updating, and now andy won't stop freaking out. i changed the thing on the bottom of my diary the other day because i notcied i was still 17 and i had been listing to radiohead for 2 years. THAT IS A LOT OF EMO AND PIPE ORGANS.
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