new york's alright if you like DRUNKS PEEING ON YOUR DOOR STEPS
2005-06-16 - 1:35 p.m.

me (in a cracking teenage boy voice): MY NAME IS DAMIAN AND I LIKE TO PLAY HALO AND JACK OFF TO MY MOM'S COPIES OF COSMO.

damian (in a big scary man voice): my name is ravin and i have a big COCK. I LIKE TO PLAY WITH IT IN PUBLIC. COCKCOKCOCKCOCkkkk. and when people try to make me put it away i say, "NO!" becuase it's mine! my cock!

me: you are such a dick.

damian: you're a bigger dick.

me: damn straight, if i had a dick it WOULD be bigger! ha!

damian: do you think you won? cuz it sounds like you just admitted to having a penis.

me: i hate you

there was an earthquake in the middle of me updating, and now andy won't stop freaking out. i changed the thing on the bottom of my diary the other day because i notcied i was still 17 and i had been listing to radiohead for 2 years. THAT IS A LOT OF EMO AND PIPE ORGANS.

2 in the bush! - 2006-02-11
who the fuck put splenda in my diet coke?! - 2005-06-19
this is also my away message - 2005-06-19
why am i updating when NO ONE IS READING IT? i mean everyone that used to read it doesn't even have a diary any more. blech - 2005-06-18
"she's lying!" - 2005-06-17