I LOVE JESUS........ TO SUCK MY COCK
2005-06-14 - 2:02 p.m.

top 5 songs to steal or buy:
-Breath Me- Sia (from Six Feet Under)
-Lay Lady Lay- Magnet (from Mr. & Mrs. Smith, yay dana!)
-Daft Punk Is Playing At My House- LCD Soundsystem (from... uh i'm guessing he's british.. so Britland!)
-Waiting- The Devlins (I think Six Feet Under again)
-Satan Gave Me A Taco- Beck (Outerspace.. because beck is a crazy alien.. or the Lost Hanson)

i've been doing a lot of downloading lately, any ideas?

seriously, Satan Gave Me a Taco is the best song of no meaning ever. beck has the magic touch. I'm not sick anymore!!! YAY!!! i found embarassing pictures of my parents in the 80's! YAY! i'm not depressed about anything! YAY!

unfourtunatly that makes for a boring diary entry.

HOWEVER. it seems my mom is going to lompoc this weekend. which is kind of the shit, as long as i don't get sick, and my other friends don't suddenly stop calling me or something.

yesterday i passed out on the couch and i awoke to andy trying to force feed me a cheeseburger from Micky-Dee's.

mom (after hearing above story): dude maybe he was trying to suffocate you with a cheeseburger
me: yeah, because he wants to KILL US.
mom: creepy

2 in the bush! - 2006-02-11
who the fuck put splenda in my diet coke?! - 2005-06-19
this is also my away message - 2005-06-19
why am i updating when NO ONE IS READING IT? i mean everyone that used to read it doesn't even have a diary any more. blech - 2005-06-18
"she's lying!" - 2005-06-17