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2004-09-18 - 7:40 a.m.

Today I'm going out far away so I can lick Billy Idol. Eee. I'll be at Yay! So scary birdy lady has a man friend. He wheres this shirt that from far away looks like an expensive Luis Vuitton Handbag, but as you get closer you see is just a brown shirt stained with some vile yellow fluid (so it kinda still looks like the purse). I'm not sure how serious there relation ship is yet. But I'll keep you posted.

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