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OH MY GOSH! (I've taken up saying gosh, because the guy i like is offended by god... i'm so sad, sad an alone). HIHIHIHIHI! I found myself sitting in a Carl's Jr. eating bad fries, listening to bad music, writing bad poetry and I realized HOW PATHETIC I FEEL. DAMN IT! I tried to think of the things that make me happy, and I remembered diaryland. The little internet hovel where we store our thoughts and feelings.. awe how special.BUT MOSTLY I UESD IT TO SPEND HOURS MAKING FUN OF THE PEOPLE SURROUNDING ME! YAY. And boy, ever since college started, I've found some special people, let me tell you. There's the giant birdlady I ride the bus with. She sits right next to you, when there's a million seats open, and waits until you think it's okay to relax then SQUAWKS, like a fucking bird. But that's not the worst part.... because if she sits across from you, you can see EVERYTHING... you never wanted to see... She doesn't wear underwear (which is okay if you wear PANTS) then spreads her legs... I didn't notice this until a guy next to me started dry heaving and told me why. Needless to say I got off the bus and walked the rest of the way. However there are nice people on the bus. A tall older blind man always sits next to me on Tuesdays, last week he leaned over to tell me, "I always sit next to you because you smell like Jasmine, and that reminds me of my daughter." So that COULD be creepy, but I'd like to think that it's perfectly innocent. School sucks, college is exactly like high school... so don't let them lie and tell you different. I stepped on a rust nail and have been having dreams about getting lock-jaw and dying. Which is pretty normal for me. The worst part of the dream is when my mom tells them to knock my teeth out to save me, and they use a huge hammer to do it. My teeth shatter like glass. I have a new friend, her name is Alyssa. She's mean, but we're both obsessed with Garden State so it all works out great. OH! If you, for some ungodly reason, want to see what I look like, check out my myspace profile. Well I'm done for now. Perhaps I'll take up updating again... if i get like a response of some kind.
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