I don't want to be your weekend lover.. so said Prince
2004-05-19 - 4:52 p.m.

QUICK SOMEONE COME OVER TO MY HOUSE AND WRITE A SCRIPT FOR MY ENGLISH PROJECT AND I'LL GIVE YOU SEX... NO I WON'T... but I will kindly point you in the direction of the nearest bordello.

Damn and blast.

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