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Hey, my sweet honey bunches! AHAHAKHadjaskdj. Boy it has been FOREVER. However, I have been inspired as of late. My hair is now has a bright orange streak in the front. What better to match then my bright orange online diary? The perfect place to confess my latest sins. It is great for me, because no one I currently hang out with (those who cause the vast amounts of drama in my life) ever read this. I fell in love with a sexy foreign artist for a while, he goes by the name of Ghleine (sounds like Glen, but what can you say the dude is from a different country). What I liked most about him was that he's smart. Then I realized that just because someone is smart it doesn't stop him or her from being a STUPID WHORE. THEREFORE, I'm over it and moving on. I have come to an interesting part of my life. People who knew me three years ago wouldn't recognize me on the street, I've grown up a little... but still find pleasure in the stupidest things. Next year, I'm off to college. Am I ready to move out, move hundreds of miles away from my crazed mother? I think that perhaps I am. Speaking of crazed mothers, mine has suddenly become a crazed nymphomaniac mother. Her new boyfriend... I like to call him Jesus because he's: a) A carpenter b) An ex-Hippie stoner with long hair c) Has an exceptionally large penis (not that I know) (not that, that has anything to do with Jesus) ANYHOW, the word in the hallway is that it's, "THE BEST SEX EVER!" Yep. As for the Steves, Steve 1 has a new aspiration... he wants to be the Dennis Rodman of bowling. WOW. I KNOW. THAT IS FREAKING COOL. Now if he had not just worn flip-flops with socks, he would be my favorite person ever. Steve 2 is working hard, and coming over to steal food and do his laundry. Every now and them I get him to do some crazy dance moves and after enough Tequila he'll do a monkey strip dance in the front yard for a dollar. But mostly he doesn't com around. Okay, I've got more to say, but I'm sleepy, and my contacts are sticking.
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