LFO was unappreciated! "Summertime girls are the kind I like, I'll steal your honey like I stole your bike. New kids on the Block had a bunch of hits chinese food makes me sick..." okay i'm done
2002-10-06 - 12:26 p.m.

Holy crap. I'm going away to the circus and what happens? I get my god damned scanner to work.... FUCK... I've been scanning things like a crazy person, even though I won't get any use out of it. The midgets (barry, larry, carry, and contestance [all guys]) are due to arrive today, to take me away. Don't be afraid for me.. it will all be okay. As it turn's out I might be able to update myself because the merrmaid has a laptop she might let me use. If I had to leave it up to the letters I'll send my aunt then you would hear from me every 3 months... such a slacker. I wonder if carnies and circus folk are anything alike? I'll just have to find out. Wow, I really need to go take a shower, if you happen to notice me online tonight say something... something strange. Oh and feel free to email me, I can check it over the phone. Okay, my need for a shower has grown in the past few seconds...

2 in the bush! - 2006-02-11
who the fuck put splenda in my diet coke?! - 2005-06-19
this is also my away message - 2005-06-19
why am i updating when NO ONE IS READING IT? i mean everyone that used to read it doesn't even have a diary any more. blech - 2005-06-18
"she's lying!" - 2005-06-17