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I want a gold membership for the purpose of making bad ass banners that have nothing to do with my diary, but make people laugh like.. LAUGHING PEOPLE... And all of this will lead to the eventual reading of said diary and my taking over the WORLD!! MUHAHHAHA! Oh.. yeah did I type that out loud? Ben and Jerry's does that to me, yeah blame it on the ice cream.
"You were speeding young lady." "THE ICE CREAM MADE ME DO IT!"
"Did you kill your math teacher Ravin?" "THE ICE CREAM MADE ME DO IT!"
"Did you have sexual relations with this woman, Mr. President?" "THE ICE CREAM MADE ME DO IT!"
Damn, that's almost better then satan made me do it. By the way... GO CLINTON! Sorry, but I respect people who cheat on their spouses because I'm anti-spouse... I told this girl I was pro-choice and she told me, "Oh so your anti-life?!" of course I said, "Of course! I personally think the world would be better if we started drowning all brown eyed people at birth." She shut up real fucking fast... stupid bitch. I'm going to do something wild and crazt and not spell check this entry! WOO! Oh, the midgets came by today to pick up my stuff... I'm off to join the circus! Hey maybe I'll meet a nice circus freak! And have three headed children! That would be so fucked up.
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