for the best hand job in town... ( I saw that on a sign for a car wash)
2002-07-18 - 1:27 p.m.

I'm telling, the key to everything is orange popcicles.... They hold the secrets of life.

2 in the bush! - 2006-02-11
who the fuck put splenda in my diet coke?! - 2005-06-19
this is also my away message - 2005-06-19
why am i updating when NO ONE IS READING IT? i mean everyone that used to read it doesn't even have a diary any more. blech - 2005-06-18
"she's lying!" - 2005-06-17